Regan's very awesome 2nd grade teacher, Mr. Broyles, had the class write essays about what they would do if they were president. They did three seperate rough drafts, then chose their favorite to be hung in the classroom during the month in honor of Presidents' Day. Here is her final essay...
If I were president I would do many things.
First, I would build a chocolate hot tub on the rooftop of the White House. It would be blue and green. It would be made out of pure gold. Sometimes I would chip off gold to give it to the poors. They can get food and homes for the needy.
One of the essays that did not make the cut had a platform I could really get behind and support, here it is...
If I were President, I would have a sugar beach that rained
candy. My house would be chocolate and the beach would have
two sugar snow hills. I would build a treehouse that's red and black.
It would have a drawbridge door and a fancy bed that's gold.
It would also have a T.V., a gold radio, and a lamp. I would plant ten trees
that grow money. I would give the money to Haiti
to help build homes, buy clothes, and give $200 to everybody.
To be honest, I'm not sure that plan is any less realistic then the current plan in Washington...